When he discovers that an Indian casino is about to be built over the town's historic battlefield, Chase Revere, the self-appointed protector of a small town's rather meager place in American history, joins forces with sexy but dangerous town siren Lucy Shanks to launch an all-out offensive against the project - earning the wrath of the entire town, who believe that the casino will save their decaying local community.

Director: Talmage Cooley

Writer: Talmage Cooley, Annie Nocenti

Actors: Justin Long, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Rob Corddry

Production: N/A