Harry and Archie are released from prison ready to collect their Social Security. How could they get into trouble at their age? Let's count the ways; A parole officer who is a famous criminal groupie, Dead end where people don't know they are dealing with dangerous, though older, criminals, a hit man who can barely see, but who still has an outstanding contract on them. Does anyone still rob trains?

Director: Jeff Kanew

Writer: James Orr, Jim Cruickshank

Actors: Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas, Charles Durning

Production: N/A