To payoff his second girlfriend's debt, hitman Melvin Smiley undertakes a kidnapping job with his usual associates. In a world of prospective Jewish in-laws and late movie fees, the hitman falls in love with the victim and must settle the score with those out to double-cross him.

Director: Kirk Wong

Writer: Ben Ramsey

Actors: Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate

Production: N/A